Trust the fucking process. Aka, the only advice you should ever give.

Have you ever been told to just “trust the process”? And has it made you squirm? Maybe it’s because you know it’s true, but it sounds awful coming out of the mouth of your weird corporate boss? We find that inserting the f-bomb into the phrase imbues it with new meaning. It becomes alive again. Read more about it here.

We made a magnet about it and stuck it to a card, so you can mail this wonderful advice to anyone who needs it.

• Laser cut handpainted wood with a super strong rare earth magnet.

• Kraft card measures 4 1/4 x 5 1/2

• Gorgeous mustard yellow envelope to match the printing on the card

• May require extra postage

Optional: for your convenience, we will fill out the card and mail it to the recipient on your behalf! Just enter the text when prompted and we will hand write it (with sterile gloved hands, obviously) stamp it, and drop it in the mail.